't Zoveelste Humor-topic 2

[Jochen]

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fak

[Gast]

WTF

[kevin_krystofiak]

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Da is goe

[Gast]

"Yo mama is so fat, when she was cremated, all European flights got cancelled''

[Gast]

"Yo mama is so fat, when she was cremated, all European flights got cancelled''

[Dane]

Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise

Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...

Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for the new world

Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!

Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

Yo momma so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway

Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

Yo momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets

Yo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th

Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too

Yo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"

Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!

Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"

Yo momma so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.

Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.

Yo momma so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!

Yo momma so fat she's got her own area code!

Yo momma so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!

Yo momma so fat God couldn't light Earth till she moved!

Yo momma so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!

Yo momma so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!

Yo momma so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...

Yo momma so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.

Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!

Yo momma so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!

Yo momma so fat you have to roll her ass in flour and look for the wet spot to fuck her

Yo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the bitch's good side!

Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections!

Yo momma so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!

Yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.

Yo momma so fat she was mistaken for God's bowling ball!

Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!

Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell!

Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!

Yo momma so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

Yo momma so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!

Yo momma so fat she's on both sides of the family!

Yo momma so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!

Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!

Yo momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!

Yo momma so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips!

Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!

Yo momma so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!

Yo momma so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!

Yo momma so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!

Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!

Yo momma so fat she got hit by a parked car!

Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!

Yo momma so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!

Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

Yo momma so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping

Yo momma so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.

Yo momma so fat when she back up she beep.

Yo momma so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.

Yo momma so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get again.

Yo momma so fat she influences the tides.

Yo momma so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.

Yo momma so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out.

Yo momma so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.

Yo momma so fat she was baptized at Marine World.

Yo momma so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.

Yo momma so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her

Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones.

Yo momma so fat it takes her two trips to haul ass

Yo momma so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through

Yo momma so fat when the bitch goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.

Yo momma so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.

Yo momma so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.

Yo momma so fat she cant reach her back pocket.

Yo momma so fat when she wears a Malcomn X T-shirt, helicopters try to land on her back!

Yo momma so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water

Yo momma so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth

Yo momma so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures

Yo momma so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.

Yo momma so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.

Yo momma so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.

Yo momma so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean.....

Yo momma so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, the bitch caused an eclipse.

Yo momma so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.

Yo momma so fat she was baptised in the ocean.

Yo momma so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.

Yo momma so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"

Yo momma so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!

Yo momma so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.

Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!!!

Yo momma so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.

Yo momma so fat she was Miss Arizona -- class Battleship

Yo momma so fat she accidently got a 747 caught in her teeth

Yo momma so fat to her "light food" means under 4 Tons

Yo momma so fat The Himalayas are practices runs to prepare for her

Yo momma so fat she went on a date with high heels on and came back with sandals!!!

Yo momma so fat she stepped on a talking scale and it told her to get the fuck off!!!

Yo momma so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!!!

Yo momma so fat she was zoned for commercial development

Yo momma so fat she won "Miss Bessie the Cow 94"

Yo momma so fat she has her own brand of jeans: FA - FatAss Jeans

Yo momma so fat she has more rolls than a mary jane truck

Yo momma so fat, whe she ran out of the road in front of me, I tried to swerve around but ran out of petrol.

Yo momma so fat , if she jump into the see , they have a tsunami in England

Bron

[Gast]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzdSjA3XzVY&feature=popt00us15

ook een beetje wtf

[Breyton]

Dit is fake, dat zie je toch zo?

[Timmie]

heb zoiets ook al gedaan.
toen het aan de khm echt vechten voor een parkeerplaatsje was, had ik de camaro nog juist ergens kunnen tussenparkeren maar kreeg aan geen van beide kanten mijn deuren open.
achter mij stond al zo een kereltje in een klein autoke te lachen want die wist dat ik er uit moest en dat dat zo niet ging gaan.
1)op het einde boekentas uit het raam gegooid
2)raam terug omhoog.
3)koffer los gedaan via knopje in middenconsole.
4)via de koffer eruit kruipen ( de smile was ondertussen al weg van den andere
5) koffer toedoen

[Gast]

Om in de actualiteit te blijven

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[Tomski]

A volcano is coming this way

[Gast]

Aan weerskanten van de Maas wordt er patrouille gelopen. Aan de ene kant loopt een Belgische soldaat, aan de andere kant een Nederlandse soldaat. Het is vroeg in de morgen en er staat nog wat mist op het water. De Belgische soldaat vraagt zich af bij welk onderdeel de Nederlandse soldaat zou zijn. Hij wil het met gebaren aan de Nederlander vragen. De Belg maakt een fladderend gebaar en roept: "Zit je bij de luchtmacht?" De Nederlander kijkt, maar geeft geen antwoord. De Belg maakt een zwemmend gebaar en roept: "Zit je bij de marine?" De Nederlander kijkt weer, maar geeft geen antwoord. De Belg denkt: "Hij zit dus niet bij de luchmacht en niet bij de marine. Dan zit hij zeker bij de landmacht. Misschien is ie wel bij de stoottroepen." De Belg maakt het gebaar met een vinger in een gat en roept: "Zit je bij de stoottroepen?" De Nederlander kijkt, maar zwijgt. "Misschien zit hij bij de verkenners." De Belg maakt een gebaar van een verrekijker en roept: "Zit je bij de verkenners? "Dan gooit de Nederlander zijn geweer op de grond en rent weg naar de kazerne. "Wat kom jij hier doen?" vraagt de commandant: "Jij moet patrouille lopen bij de Maas." "Ik ben niet gek," zegt de Nederlander, "aan de overkant loopt een idiote Belg die zegt tegen mij: (vlieggebaar) als straks de mist gezakt is, (zwemgebaar) dan zwem ik naar de overkant, (vinger-in-gat-gebaar) en dan naai ik u (verrekijkergebaar) tot u zulke kleine ogen hebt."

[GeeZer]

ik snap hem niet

[guess_who]

ik snap hem niet

[Gast]

chinees

[Tomski]

[Ritsuke]

ik snap hem niet

Logisch, die mop moeten worden uitgebeeld. Carl van de Velde heeft die verteld op z'n presentatie inclusief gebaren, dan snap je hem wél.

[Gast]

'k snap hem zo ook wel, maar 't is niet grappig.

[Gast]

[TDJ]