't Zoveelste Humor-topic 2

[Gast]

[Gast]

Droog.

[Gast]

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[GTA freak]

Ik snap em ni

jamal is dan een neger of marrokaan, alé nen bruine want hij pakt er twee

[Gast]

jamal is dan een neger of marrokaan, alé nen bruine want hij pakt er twee

gewoon 'hij pakt'. Ksnap wel nie waarom hij die derde laat liggen.

[Dessel]

[Gast]

2 blondjes zijn serieus ruzie aan het maken.

Zegt de ene: ik sta morgenvroeg hééél vroeg op en ga dan TRUT op jouw slaapkamerdeur schrijven!

Zegt de andere: puh, dan sta ik nog vroeger op en veeg het eraf!

[quadrifoglio]

[Teus]

geplukt van een nieuwssite:

A man has died after an eel that was inserted into his rectum gnawed away at his bowels, causing agonising injuries which were eventually fatal.
The 59-year-old man, a chef, was reportedly taken to a Sichuan hospital complaining of abdominal pain, dehydration and a great deal of anal bleeding. He was soon diagnosed as being in a severe state of shock.
Doctors were mystified as to the cause, and obtained permission from his family to undertake an exploratory laparotomy. Cutting open his innards, they discovered a 50cm long Asian swamp eel lodged in his rectum.
Though dead, the eel had apparently already wrought havoc on his innards, biting its way through his intestines prior to dying. Internal bleeding and infection rapidly set in.
He was reported to have eaten a lot of eel the previous day, but otherwise doctors had no idea how the creature had got there. His condition quickly worsened.
He lingered for 10 days in intensive care but eventually succumbed to the injuries and sepsis.
The likely cause was eventually established – he had apparently been drinking with friends, and had passed out. His friends had decided it would be amusing to insert a live eel into his anus whilst he was comatose.
Police have reportedly begun an investigation.

[GTA freak]

geplukt van een nieuwssite:

A man has died after an eel that was inserted into his rectum gnawed away at his bowels, causing agonising injuries which were eventually fatal.
The 59-year-old man, a chef, was reportedly taken to a Sichuan hospital complaining of abdominal pain, dehydration and a great deal of anal bleeding. He was soon diagnosed as being in a severe state of shock.
Doctors were mystified as to the cause, and obtained permission from his family to undertake an exploratory laparotomy. Cutting open his innards, they discovered a 50cm long Asian swamp eel lodged in his rectum.
Though dead, the eel had apparently already wrought havoc on his innards, biting its way through his intestines prior to dying. Internal bleeding and infection rapidly set in.
He was reported to have eaten a lot of eel the previous day, but otherwise doctors had no idea how the creature had got there. His condition quickly worsened.
He lingered for 10 days in intensive care but eventually succumbed to the injuries and sepsis.
The likely cause was eventually established – he had apparently been drinking with friends, and had passed out. His friends had decided it would be amusing to insert a live eel into his anus whilst he was comatose.
Police have reportedly begun an investigation.

dus... nooit teveel drinken :p

[Teus]

betere kameraden zoeken?

[Timmie]

jawl, maar niet met dat soort vrienden

[kefkie]

An elephant asked a camel "why do you have 2 boobs on your back?" The camel replied: "Thats a pretty dumb question coming from someone with a dick on his face"

an old grandmother was dying slowly and couldnt take it anymore, she wanted to speed up by shooting herself, she was wondering where she needs to shoot her for the quickest death and thought it would be the heart, grandmother calls the doctor to ask him where the heart is located. Doctor replies 2 inches below ur nipple.Grandmother got sent to the hospital the next day for shooting herself in the kneecap.

[Teus]

eentje voor ferdinand en de andere insiders:

[Gast]

Ik weet wie m00t is maar ik snap het mopje niet.

[Gast]

Snap hem wel maar vind hem niet echt grappig.


Ook wel al erg oud.

[manneke]

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[Gast]

[Breyton]

Nieuw verkeersbord aan katholieke scholen:

[Porker]