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Ik denk dat creepy Don momenteel andere problemen heeft. De nieuwe cartoons komen er spoedig aan als we het hier toch bij echte humor willen houdenEen "echte" autoliefhebber is voor mij iemand die alle soorten wagens kan waarderen.
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We zouden ons beter met onze onbekwame clowns bezig houden, den oranje idioot verraadt zichzelf veel opzichtiger dan de onze. Alhoewel ze zelfs achter hem komen in de intelligentie tabel. Maar dat is niet grappig en hoort hier niet thuis:-)
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Oorspronkelijk geplaatst door JosV Bekijk BerichtenWe zouden ons beter met onze onbekwame clowns bezig houden, den oranje idioot verraadt zichzelf veel opzichtiger dan de onze. Alhoewel ze zelfs achter hem komen in de intelligentie tabel. Maar dat is niet grappig en hoort hier niet thuis:-)
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Voor de ouderen hier op het forum.
An Airbus 380 is on its way across the Atlantic. It flies consistently at 800 km/h at 30,000 feet, when suddenly a Eurofighter with a Tempo Mach 2 appears.
The pilot of the fighter jet slows down, flies alongside the Airbus and greets the pilot of the passenger plane by radio: "Airbus, boring flight isn’t it? Now have a look here!"
He rolls his jet on its back, accelerates, breaks through the sound barrier, rises rapidly to a dizzying height, and then swoops down almost to sea level in a breathtaking dive. He loops back next to the Airbus and asks, "Well, how was that?"
The Airbus pilot answers: "Very impressive, but watch this!"
The jet pilot watches the Airbus, but nothing happens. It continues to fly straight, at the same speed. After 15 minutes, the Airbus pilot radios, "Well, how was that?
Confused, the jet pilot asks, "What did you do?"
The AirBus pilot laughs and says, "I got up, stretched my legs, walked to the back of the aircraft to use the washroom, then got a cup of coffee and a chocolate fudge pastry.
The moral of the story is: When you’re young, speed and adrenaline seems to be great. But as you get older and wiser, you learn that comfort and peace are more important.
This is called S.O.S.: Slower, Older and Smarter.
Dedicated to all my friends who, like me, as seniors, we now realize that it’s time to slow down and enjoy the rest of the trip.
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