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Die is zalig!!Why so sporty if it isn't a racing car? Because ... it's a BMW!
- 4 cilinderboxer 1.4 100 pk @ 5800RPM, topspeed: 300 km/u
- 2 x turbofan 26.500lb @ 8500 RPM, topspeed: 900 km/u
- 4 cilinder 2.0d 122 pk @ 4000RPM, topspeed: 210 km/u
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Why so sporty if it isn't a racing car? Because ... it's a BMW!
- 4 cilinderboxer 1.4 100 pk @ 5800RPM, topspeed: 300 km/u
- 2 x turbofan 26.500lb @ 8500 RPM, topspeed: 900 km/u
- 4 cilinder 2.0d 122 pk @ 4000RPM, topspeed: 210 km/u
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de domme klotenOorspronkelijk geplaatst door D Squaloid Bekijk Berichten
er is geen enkele die weet waar hij over spreektComment
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Zo zie je maar wat slecht onderwijs op het vlak van buitenland en een manipulerende media kunnen doen.Oorspronkelijk geplaatst door krizie Bekijk Berichtende domme kloten
er is geen enkele die weet waar hij over spreektComment
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Der Turbo tretet den Drehzahlmesser ordentlich in den arsch.Comment
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Tutteke
Een homostel gaat trouwen.
Na een tijdje getrouwd te zijn, zouden ze eigenlijk toch wel graag een kindje kopen.
De enige mogelijkheid is uiteraard een draagmoeder. Ze vinden een draagmoeder. Het enige wat ze moeten doen is hun sperma wegbrengen..maar
dan komt de grote vraag: "wie van de twee gaat het sperma leveren?"
"Weet ge watte", zegt één van de homo's " Als we van ons tweekes 'n staaltje in een potteke doen en eens flink schudde".
Zo gezegd, zo gedaan.
Na 9 maanden is hun baby er eindelijk en mogen ze naar het ziekenhuis om
hem op te halen.
Ze lopen de kraamafdeling op en daar liggen 10 baby's.
Negen liggen te janken, dat je er gek van zou worden, én eentje ligt te lachen.
"Amai" zeggen ze "laten we hope dat het diejen enen is, die ligt te lache. Die jankers, da's mor niks zenne".
De zuster komt er aan. "En welke is het zuster?" vragen ze.
"Awel, die ene daar, die ligt te lachen".
"Amai gelukkig maar, want die huilende baby's vinden we niks"
"O, maar dat doet die van jullie ook hoor " zegt de zuster, "zodra ge zijn tutteke uit zijn poepeke haalt! "Comment
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bye bye suckers.
'k heb zonet de lotto gewonnen en ga me een veyron bestellen.
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Ne moteur vanachter hebt ge toch ook niet in een SubOorspronkelijk geplaatst door Subaru555 Bekijk Berichten
Da hebt ge niet é in een Evo!
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